Big Fat Road Manager

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pa*s He's got a big gut and a big fat a*s He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (Big fat road manager) He makes sure the system won't feed back (Big fat road manager) He yells "check one" 'til his face turns blue (Big fat road manager) Don't you wish he could count to two? He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager The contract says there's beer for free (Big fat road manager) A bottle for you and a case for me (Big fat road manager) I'll make sure you've a place to stay (Big fat road manager) Then I'll eat your deli tray He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager You may wonder Why the road manager's so wide He's the one who blocks the door When the tax collecter comes by The tour hits the road, he spends his day (Big fat road manager) At an all-you-can-eat buffet (Big fat road manager) But if he can come to terms (Big fat road manager) He will manage the Arrogant Worms He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Is this thing on?