Carrot Juice Is Murder

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppresion, served on our tables each night The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream CHORUS I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream) Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides revealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories) How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad) Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow) It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...) I saw a man eating celery, so I beta him black and blue If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two I'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage 'cause I stopped the slughter of turnips by killing three men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower CHORUS How low as people do we dare to stoop Making young broccoli's bleed in the soup Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let ptted plants free Don't mash that potatoe I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream) Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob) How do you think that feels (leave them out in the fields) Carrot Juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave) It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macram_) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...) Power to the peas Give peas a chance All we are saying is give peas a chance