Jesus' Brother Bob

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised I bet you know my relatives their names will never die My mother is a saint and my brother is a God But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob CHORUS Jesus' brotehr Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of God If only I'd been born just a little sooner I'd be more than the brother of God junior I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free I finally get to work 'bout a quarter after nine Already he's turning water into wine CHORUS One day when I was home I heard a mighty roar There were a thousand people right outside the door "Help us Jesus, help us" came the cheering from the mob Then they got a look at me, "Oh nuts, it's only Bob." CHORUS He died upon the cross, I thought that I was free Finally people would get to know me for me This was my big chance to finally get ahead The next thing you know he's rising from the dead CHORUS Bob