I Am Cow

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) I am Cow, eating gra*s Methane gas comes out my a*s And out my muzzle when I belch Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas I am Cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!