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2009-07-20

Rippy The Gator

Hi kids! Welcome to the Uncle Bobo show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm But when he came back out again, he was short an arm 'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp! Billy and his father went out to play some catch But Billy missed the pa*s because his arm was unattached The ball flew past his shoulder and it rolled into the swamp When he went wading after it his leg became a stump 'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp! Billy and his father joined a three-legged race They were tearing up the field, no one could keep the pace But Billy tripped and did a flip and landed in the muck He was running out of limbs and also out of luck 'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp! Billy was all dirty, he really had to wash But he couldn't use a towel 'cause his limbs had been gnawed off He went into the water to get all clean and bright But when his bath was finished he was only half his height 'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp! Billy's father rolled his wheelchair up upon a hill He wanted to put Bill where he would not get killed But he left him on a slope, and into the swamp he rolled They dragged out his head but there was nothing left below 'Cause Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Rippy the Gator went chomp, chomp, chomp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp! Pa*sing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp!

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  2. Jesus' Brother Bob
  3. Boy Band
  4. Malcolm
  5. Big Fat Road Manager
  6. Carrot Juice Is Murder
  7. The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  8. Me Like Hockey
  9. Idiot Road
  10. Christmas Is Almost Here
  11. Log In To You
  12. I Am Cow
  13. Celine Dion
  14. Let There Be Guns
  15. Rippy The Gator
  16. Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
  17. Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
  18. Song Inside My Head (bonus track)