My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia Lyrics

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Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And s*cks like a Hoover.

I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh!

I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-

She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!

And I can't wait to eat her pus*y again!

Various Artists - Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast)

Dec 2024

1. Come True - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Rick Lyon
2. Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada
3. For Now - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Ann Harada, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Jennifer Barnhart
4. I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia
5. I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today - Jordan Gelber With Ann Harada
6. If You Were Gay - Rick Lyon With John Tartaglia
7. It Sucks To Be Me - Jordan Gelber, Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Rick Lyon, Ann Harada, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jennifer Barnhart
8. Mix Tape - Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia
9. My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia
10. Purpose - John Tartaglia & Company
11. Schadenfreude - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon
12. School For Monsters/the Money Song (reprise) - Rick Lyon & Company
13. Special - Stephanie D'abruzzo With The Guys
14. The Avenue Q Theme - Company
15. The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys
16. The Money Song - Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon With Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart
17. The More You Ruv Someone - Ann Harada, Stephanie D'abruzzo
18. There Is Life Outside Your Apartment - Jordan Gelber, John Tartaglia & Company
19. There's A Fine, Fine Line (reprise) - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Ann Harada
20. There's A Fine, Fine Line - Stephanie D'abruzzo
21. What Do You Do With A B.ain English? (reprise) - Rick Lyon With Natalie Venetia Belcon, John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber & Jennifer Barnhart
22. What Do You Do With A B.ain English? - John Tartaglia
23. You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (when You're Makin' Love) - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon, Jennifer Barnhart & Ensemble With Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada