The song I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia is performed by Various Artists in the album named Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast) in the year 2024 .
KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a cla*s...
NICKY:
Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
PRINCETON:
Or f**k my T.A.
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the cla*s there, too!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
Various Artists - Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast)
- Come True - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Rick Lyon
- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada
- For Now - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Ann Harada, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Jennifer Barnhart
- I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today - Jordan Gelber With Ann Harada
- If You Were Gay - Rick Lyon With John Tartaglia
- It Sucks To Be Me - Jordan Gelber, Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Rick Lyon, Ann Harada, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jennifer Barnhart
- Mix Tape - Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia
- My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia
- Purpose - John Tartaglia & Company
- Schadenfreude - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon
- School For Monsters/the Money Song (reprise) - Rick Lyon & Company
- Special - Stephanie D'abruzzo With The Guys
- The Avenue Q Theme - Company
- The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys
- The Money Song - Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon With Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart
- The More You Ruv Someone - Ann Harada, Stephanie D'abruzzo
- There Is Life Outside Your Apartment - Jordan Gelber, John Tartaglia & Company
- There's A Fine, Fine Line (reprise) - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Ann Harada
- There's A Fine, Fine Line - Stephanie D'abruzzo
- What Do You Do With A B.ain English? (reprise) - Rick Lyon With Natalie Venetia Belcon, John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber & Jennifer Barnhart
- What Do You Do With A B.ain English? - John Tartaglia
- You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (when You're Makin' Love) - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon, Jennifer Barnhart & Ensemble With Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada