Come True - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Rick Lyon
Rod: It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake? Nicky: Is that a unicorn? Rod: Uh. He's talking in his sleep again Nicky: No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten? Rod: Maybe I should just shake him. Nicky: I love you Rod. Rod: What did you say? Nicky: I love your little laugh. Rod: Nicky, are you awake? Nicky: Take off your shirt. Rod: Oh, Nicholas. Have you been shy all this time? Have we been hiding from each other? I wonder, All those nights I lay in bed Thoughts of you running through my head. Nicky: I know put my earmuffs on the cookie. Rod: But I never thought the things in my head Could really happen in my bed. Nicky: You look like David Ha*selhoff. Rod: All those years I missed the signs, Couldn't read between the lines. Who'd have thought I would see the day Where I'd hear you say What I heard you say And now I find What was always in my mind Was in your mind too Who knew Fantasies come true And now I see That what I'd always dreamed of Was meant to be You and me Me and you Fantasies come true (musical interlude) Rod: You and me lived in fantasy But soon will be a reality. Princeton: Kate, that was amazing. Kate: Your amazing. Princeton: Heh, I want you to have this. It's a penny I carry around with me for good luck. It's from the year I was born, see. Who knows, maybe it'll bring you good luck. It did for me, I found you. I want you to know The time that we've spent How great it's been How much it's meant. Kate: Gosh, i don't know what to say. I'm really glad you feel that way, 'cause I'm afraid that I like you more Than I've ever liked any guy before. Rod: Cause now Kate: Cause now Rod: My love Kate: My love Kate and Rod: I'm getting what I've always been dreaming of Rod: So are you Kate: Ooh baby Kate and Rod: Fantasies come true Kate: And now Rod: And now Kate: I swear Rod: I swear that Kate and Rod: When you want me I'm gonna be right there Rod: To care Kate: To care Kate and Rod: For you. Kate: That's what I'm gonna do Rod: Make your fantasies Kate: Fantasies Kate and Rod: Come true Rod: Fantasies come true Nicky: Uh hey, Rod, buddy, hey you're talking in your sleep Rod: I thought you were talking in your sleep. Nicky: No, I'm just coming to bed, You're dreamin' is all Rod: Oh! Nicky: Sounded like a nice dream though. Rod: Yes, it was a nice dream. Nicky: Goodnight! Rod: Goonight, Nicky.
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