The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys Lyrics
The song The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys is performed by Various Artists in the album named Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast) in the year 2024 .
Send The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys Ringtone to your Cell
KATE
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern.
The Internet!
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE
Treeekkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For poroops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB
That's correct.
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN
Sure!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY
Yes I do!
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON
True!
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON
. .yeah
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your d**k and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE
YEAH!
Send The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys Ringtone to your Cell
Various Artists - Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast)
- Come True - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Rick Lyon
- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada
- For Now - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Ann Harada, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Jennifer Barnhart
- I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today - Jordan Gelber With Ann Harada
- If You Were Gay - Rick Lyon With John Tartaglia
- It Sucks To Be Me - Jordan Gelber, Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Rick Lyon, Ann Harada, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jennifer Barnhart
- Mix Tape - Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia
- My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia
- Purpose - John Tartaglia & Company
- Schadenfreude - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon
- School For Monsters/the Money Song (reprise) - Rick Lyon & Company
- Special - Stephanie D'abruzzo With The Guys
- The Avenue Q Theme - Company
- The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys
- The Money Song - Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon With Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart
- The More You Ruv Someone - Ann Harada, Stephanie D'abruzzo
- There Is Life Outside Your Apartment - Jordan Gelber, John Tartaglia & Company
- There's A Fine, Fine Line (reprise) - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Ann Harada
- There's A Fine, Fine Line - Stephanie D'abruzzo
- What Do You Do With A B.ain English? (reprise) - Rick Lyon With Natalie Venetia Belcon, John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber & Jennifer Barnhart
- What Do You Do With A B.ain English? - John Tartaglia
- You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (when You're Makin' Love) - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon, Jennifer Barnhart & Ensemble With Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada