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2009-07-13

My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia

ROD Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name is Alberta She live in Vancouver She cooks like my mother And s*cks like a Hoover. I e-mail her every single day Just to make sure that everything's okay. It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! Last week she was here, but she had the flu. Too bad 'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you It's so sad There wasn't a thing that she could do But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! Oh! I wish you could meet my girlfriend, But you can't because she is in Canada. I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her, So soon I'll be off to Alberta! I mean Vancouver! Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou- She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!! And I can't wait to eat her pus*y again!

Avenue Q (2003 Original Broadway Cast)

2003

  1. Come True - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Rick Lyon
  2. Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada
  3. For Now - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Ann Harada, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Jennifer Barnhart
  4. I Wish I Could Go Back To College - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia
  5. I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today - Jordan Gelber With Ann Harada
  6. If You Were Gay - Rick Lyon With John Tartaglia
  7. It Sucks To Be Me - Jordan Gelber, Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Rick Lyon, Ann Harada, Natalie Venetia Belcon, Jennifer Barnhart
  8. Mix Tape - Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia
  9. My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada - John Tartaglia
  10. Purpose - John Tartaglia & Company
  11. Schadenfreude - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon
  12. School For Monsters/the Money Song (reprise) - Rick Lyon & Company
  13. Special - Stephanie D'abruzzo With The Guys
  14. The Avenue Q Theme - Company
  15. The Internet Is For Porn - Stephanie D'abruzzo, Rick Lyon & The Guys
  16. The Money Song - Rick Lyon, John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon With Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart
  17. The More You Ruv Someone - Ann Harada, Stephanie D'abruzzo
  18. There Is Life Outside Your Apartment - Jordan Gelber, John Tartaglia & Company
  19. There's A Fine, Fine Line (reprise) - John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo With Ann Harada
  20. There's A Fine, Fine Line - Stephanie D'abruzzo
  21. What Do You Do With A B.ain English? (reprise) - Rick Lyon With Natalie Venetia Belcon, John Tartaglia, Stephanie D'abruzzo, Jordan Gelber & Jennifer Barnhart
  22. What Do You Do With A B.ain English? - John Tartaglia
  23. You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (when You're Makin' Love) - Natalie Venetia Belcon, Rick Lyon, Jennifer Barnhart & Ensemble With Stephanie D'abruzzo, John Tartaglia, Jordan Gelber, Ann Harada